Body jokes
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"