Body jokes
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.