This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
