Body jokes
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦