I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Anorexic Jokes
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
