Anorexic jokes
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!