Anorexic jokes

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.