Anorexic jokes
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!