Floral Panties and Memories

The joke plays on the idea that the floral pattern on women's underwear is a memorial to all the faces (specifically men's faces) that have been in that area. It's a playful way to suggest a sexual act through metaphor.

• Panty
• Woman
• Relationship
• Sexuality
• Face
• Body

• Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
• Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
• What do lovely men and tampons have in common? Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.