How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Body Jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
