Alpha jokes

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Alpha Kenny body?

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Humanity.