A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The lawyer is talking to someone who lost their leg (that's the amputee). When the lawyer says they don't have a "leg to stand on," it means they don't have a strong case in court. But it's also funny because the person literally doesn't have a leg! Get it? You probably don't, you look like you shower once a week.