Body Part jokes
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
No. Eat my butt!
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂