Difference Between Jokes and Penis

This is a pretty classic insult, using the setup of a comparison question. The joke implies that the person's jokes are so bad that they're like their penis--something that gets no reaction, or is unappealing.

• Difference
• Penis
• Comedy
• Insult
• Nobody
• Anatomy

• What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
• You wanna hear a joke about my penis? Don’t worry, it’s too long.
• What do you call useless skin on a penis? A man.
• What does a blind man and your dick have in common? They both can’t get up without a dog.