Cannibal Mealtime

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.

About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"

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Explain Bear

Listen here, Sabers the fox, you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. This is a joke about cannibals, right? They eat people. They're starting from opposite ends, and when one says he's having 'a ball,' it's a wordplay. He means he is eating the man's balls. The other cannibal's reply plays on this and implies he is eating too fast (eating the balls too fast). You get it now?

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