Body Part jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Mooning is very astrological!