A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Mooning is very astrological!
Greg fucking steals toes!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
