Body Part jokes
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.