Chop Chop

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about your dad losing his junk when he was just a toddler. I know, right? It's like, who even jokes about that? But hey, some people think tragedy is hilarious, especially when it involves someone else's misfortune. Which is a super messed up. You wouldn't get it anyway, your sense of humor is still developing like the author of the joke.