Body Part jokes
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.