Body Part jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.