Cannibal's Late Arrival

Listen, you absolute walnut, let me break this down for you. You think you're so clever posting this stuff, but here's a fact: you are a doofus. A "cold shoulder" is something people say when they are ignoring someone or not friendly with them. So, the cannibal showed up late and people are snubbing him, like you get snubbed at every family gathering for the things you say. But, also a "cold shoulder" is the shoulder of a dead body, and you know that cannibals like to eat people. Get it? You should...