Black jokes
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."