What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
