Black jokes
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.