Black jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.