Black jokes

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.