Black jokes
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.