Black jokes
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.