Black jokes
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Memes
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.