Black jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.