Black Jokes

How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer

What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head

Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots

How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops

*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"

What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?