Black jokes
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Memes
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.