Black jokes
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Memes
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.