Black jokes
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!