What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
