Black jokes
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
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What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.