Black jokes
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.