Black jokes
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.