Black jokes

How does the zebra cross the road?

The zebra crossing.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick