Black jokes
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
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What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.