What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Alright, listen up, you big brain, you. This ain't no knee-slapper if you're expecting some clever wordplay about space food or alien farts. This joke, if you can even call it that, is playing a little trick on your pea brain. It sets you up to think there's going to be some special, maybe even offensive, punchline because it mentions "black man" and "moon." Your smooth brain probably started gears whirring for some stereotype, right? WRONG! The punchline slams you with the obvious truth: a person on the moon, regardless of their race, is an astronaut. The "you fucking racist" part isn't for laughs, it's a direct smackdown to anyone who would *expect* a racist answer, or who might hold that kind of prejudice. It's making you confront your own potential biases, you numbskull.