Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
What do cows call money? Moola
A man who drinks a lot is told by his that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him. Later the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no.' He says to his friend' if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Dont worry' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no' the man says producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'Whats the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
