Currency jokes

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.