Currency

Currency jokes

Boy

    • A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

    Dollar

    • One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

    Currency memes

    Bank

    • I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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    • Penny

    • Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

    1 scent.

    I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

    2 pears.

    I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

    3 coppers.

    I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

    4 Lincolns.

    I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

    NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

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    • Wish

    • If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

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    • Spongebob

    • "Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

    "Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

    "How much have you found so far?"

    "Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]