Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What do cows call money? Moola
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
