Beverage jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!