Soda-pressing Job

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so this dude is making a pun. "Soda-pressing" sounds like "so depressing." Get it? It's funny because crushing cans isn't usually seen as something that makes you sad, but he's twisting the words around. Dude, you probably don't even recycle your cans.

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