Mountain Dew jokes

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

What kind of mountain does everyone like?

Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.