The 8+ Best Mountain Dew Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it

what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.