Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew Jokes

Yo mama

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Mama

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.