Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew jokes

Yo mama

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

    Memes

    Sister

    Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

    Mama

    Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

    Community

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