What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Baby Versus Watermelon: A Morbid Comparison
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton! You thinkin' 'bout puttin' a baby in a blender vs. a watermelon is funny? You ain't right in the head! The joke is all about the shock of comparin' somethin' innocent like a baby to somethin' you'd blend up, but the punchline flips it with dark humor 'cause, well, you get the picture.
Comments (2)
Anymous
Thats terrible and horrible
Anonymous
This joke disgusts me. The spelling is horrible.