Coffee Preference

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding it without Explain Bear's help. It's saying the person likes their women like they like their coffee—nice, fresh, and dead. The twist is that 'dead' is not a normal quality you'd want in either coffee or women, which is what makes it funny, in a morbid way. It plays on expectations and shocks you with the unexpected. Now go back to drooling.