Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You didn't know that Chuck Norris is so powerful that even his bodily fluids can be sold as energy drinks. Red Bull, the stuff that gives you wings, is actually just Chuck Norris's pee. You're welcome for this knowledge.