Energy drink jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
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Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
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I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
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