What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Energy Drink Jokes
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!