Energy drink jokes
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
A meme supreme
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Community talk
I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
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