Energy drink jokes

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!