What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
