Energy drink jokes
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
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Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Community talk
Genuinely if someone bought me a monster....... I’d def do questionable things and say some stuff
I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
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