Energy drink jokes
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
A meme supreme
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
Community talk
I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
yo join if you like monster energy
what is the best energy drink?