I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Wine and Women Preference
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, the dude is saying he likes his wine aged, right? But then he goes and makes a super messed up comparison to women. Like, he's saying he likes them young and trapped. Which is not cool, man. You should know people aren't wine. Also you like feet.