Best jokes

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.