Best jokes

I love you.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.