Best jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Memes
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I have the best joke:
"You."
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.