Best jokes

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

What thing can an orphan do best?

Stay at home alone.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I have the best joke:

"You."

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

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Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂