Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
I have the best joke:
"You."
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
