Best jokes
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.