Best jokes
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
I love you.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.