My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have the best joke "You"
who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
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“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
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Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
