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2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
