Premium jokes

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Fortnite Battle Pass.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.