Premium jokes

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.