Best jokes

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What thing can an orphan do best?

Stay at home alone.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

I have the best joke:

"You."

Who was Goldilocks' best friend?

Goldie.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.