
Best jokes
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I have the best joke:
"You."
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
