Quality jokes
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
These jokes are all crap.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Aren't I badly good?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
You are short.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.