What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
