Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
When you鈥檙e trying to attract a partner, it鈥檚 important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
These jokes are all crap.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn鈥檛 good enough
Because they got plain
Aren't I badly good?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What鈥檚 the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN鈥檚 jokes.
BAD!!!!!!
The joke about is stupid.
You are short.
