Quality

Quality Jokes

Theater

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Partner

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Parking spot

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Song

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

Girl

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

Difference

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Room

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

Depth

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.