Quality jokes
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Memes
When youâre trying to attract a partner, itâs important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
These jokes are all crap.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasnât good enough?
Because they got plain.
Aren't I badly good?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why am I dumb?
Because Iâm dumb.
Whatâs the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIANâs jokes.
BAD!!!!!!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.