Quality jokes
You are short.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Wack.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
You're tiny!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
These jokes are all crap.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
This website is a joke.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
BAD!!!!!!