Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
That was a really crappy bun!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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