Quality

Quality Jokes

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!