Highest jokes

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What is the highest number?

420.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"

Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.