“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
The Best Tool for the Mailbox
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained human. A mailbox has a thin slot. A flathead screwdriver is thin and flat. It fits in the slot. It is literal geometry for people who probably struggle to put socks on. Bocelli is blind, but even he could feel that logic.