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Charlotte Fosgate (Powerword: Grant Fosgate) is a literal who tranny hailing from Clackamas County, Oregon, best known for talking about White extinction and then contributing to it by ending xer own life by taking a dive off of St. Johns Bridge in Portland. This pathetic nigger has been clowned on by the entire party for being a failed BBC slut (and a tranny) and doing what every spadenigger should be doing. Shitter paid their respects by putting LGBTQHIV+ stuff on the bridge where xhe acked, with Reddit writing SNCA, and the Sharty laying a wholesome picture of Feraljak and Cobson on the shrine dedicated to xir and gemming up the reviews for the bridge the troon jumped off. Since then, the memorial to xer death from the bridge would become a point of conflict by opposing factions seeking to gem it up or troon it out.

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."