Best jokes

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

What's the difference between 20 and 14?

9 to 10 years.

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What's the best name for a prostitute?

SI-MOAN.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!