Best jokes
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
School is the best!
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.