I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Pussy Joke
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is purr-etty simple. The joke teller is saying the listener is too dumb to understand a "pussy" joke. But, see, the word "pussy" has multiple meanings. The joke teller implies the listener is a pussy, or, in other words, weak and scared. The joke works because it's like, two jokes in one! You are so slow that you are probably still using Internet Explorer.