Behavior jokes

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Don't bully. Lol.

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”