Behavior jokes
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Don't bully. Lol.