Behavior jokes
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Memes
gordan ramsey
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)