Drunk Poop Eater

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy, probably drunker than a skunk, chows down on some poop, right? But surprise! It ain't solid, it's the runny kind. I'm Explain bear and I know you're too dumb to know this, but that's still poop. You probably think that soft serve at McDonald's is ice cream, too, you moron.