Hedgehog Poop Bath

  • When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, this hedgehog is like, "Oh, poop!" and then it's all, "Gotta put this in my mouth!" and make, like, a spit smoothie to rub all over. I know, right? You probably think a face mask is, like, a cucumber. NO! Your face is probably as rough as a hedgehog's back. So, consider this a little life hack, you dumb dumb.

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