Butthead jokes

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Like if you have balls.

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!