What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Behavior Jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Whenever Iām bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? šš
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
