Behavior jokes
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
The more they smile, the less they see.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Habit.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations