Behavior jokes
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Memes
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Habit.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.