Behavior jokes

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Say "urine egger" five times fast.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!

Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

The kid asked him again and so on.

Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

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What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.