Behavior jokes

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Say "urine egger" five times fast.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

The kid asked him again and so on.

Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

Suc my dic

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Suck my ass, guys!

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.