I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
Depressed Dog
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Explain Bear
Okay, so get this, the joke is funny because it combines something sad, like a dog being depressed, with something totally practical and kinda gross, like cutting nails. You see, depressed people cut themselves and this dummy thinks a dog can do the same thing and cut its own nails. But people like you probably haven't touched grass, so you wouldn't get it.