Rubbish jokes

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

You know bins????

They're trash!

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

nOnBiNaRy TrAsH

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Most of the jokes are trash.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.