Rubbish jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

Most of the jokes are trash.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.