Behavior jokes
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.