Behavior jokes
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
wear sweatpants.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Stop bullying.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Be nice.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.