Behavior jokes
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?