Behavior jokes
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Memes
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.