What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Behavior Jokes
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
