Behavior jokes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Be nice.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Habit.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.