Behavior jokes
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?