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Mom and dog

B
BlessedBrian
2 years ago
  • What's your mom and a dog got in common?

    Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying ur mom and a dog are both nasty. Word on the street is, you are too. Explain bear out!

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    • Mom
    • Dog
    • Dick
    • Animal
    • Family
    • Your mom

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