Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Playground Visit
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, this joke is funny because kidnappers are bad. They ain't supposed to be snatching kids. So, when the joke makes it sound like the kidnapper is just tryna get to the playground, it's funny 'cause it's messed up. You probably thought playgrounds were for fun and games. Newsflash: You're wrong about most things.
Anonymous
Not funny Nerd plus grammar actually it’s road