Behavior jokes
Stop bullying.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Be nice.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
wear sweatpants.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!