Behavior jokes
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"