Behavior jokes
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.