Behavior jokes
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Pee pee poo poo wall.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Memes
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/