Behavior jokes

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.

Stop bullying.