Behavior jokes
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.